He who shall not be named

Traitor in your midst?
Impeachment is the answer
Second time the charm

Fed by ignorance
A cancer grows in D.C.
The truth will kill it

True words then, true now
If at first you don’t succeed
Try and try again

Trump is mistaken
He is Benedict Arnold
Not Patrick Henry

Trump’s lawyers overslept
Time to make the covfefe
Wake the bastards up

How fleeting is thy softness

New sheets of flannel

Like peach fuzz against my skin

Doomed to become lint

If there’s a cure for this, I don’t want it

The giddy folly

Of limerence is best left

To the very young

Lady sing the blues

The cream always rises to the top

A deaf “Top Model”!
His abs speak louder than words
“Can you hear me now?”

Congratulations to Nyle DiMarco, who has been named the winner of the twenty-second and final cycle of America’s Next Top Model. Nyle is as sweet as he is hot and he deserves the win, hands down (and shirts off)!

http://www.people.com/article/americas-next-top-model-nyle-dimarco-wins-cycle-22

#nyledimarco

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“I’m lovin’ a living wage.”

In fifty cities
There are no Big Macs today
You ask: What’s the beef?

Fast food workers in 50 cities across the U.S. are walking off the job Thursday as they protest for higher wages. Organizers say it will be the largest strike to hit the $200 billion fast-food industry.

http://money.cnn.com/2013/08/29/news/fast-food-strikes/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

He aims to please … himself

George is in Texas
Gun in his glove compartment
Looking for Skittles

 

Zimmerman pulled over in Texas for speeding, given warning, told not to “play with your firearm”

 

The Big Snapple

Soda ban lifted!
New York Mayor Bloomberg is
“The biggest loser”

 

New  York-sized sodas get the green light from appeals court 

Weinie roast

Hot dog, frankfurter
Call it what you will, it’s the
Same old schlong and dance

Show me the CarFax

Popemobile recalled!
World’s Catholics complain that
it pulls to the right

Blonde ambition

All blondes all the time:
Something out of James Bond? Or
Club Med of Stepford?

CNN: Firm plans resort staffed by blondes