Birds of a feather . . .

Springer says that “Dance”
Is Dave’s “bright new chapter”
How tragic is that?

People: David Hasselhoff has Jerry Springer’s DWTS vote

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Forever doomed to the “D-List”

If Dante were here
He would make “Dancing Stars” the
Tenth circle of Hell

CNN: Bristol Palin joins cast of “Dancing with the Stars”

WTF? Bristol Palin vs. Florence Henderson? David Hasselhoff vs. Michael Bolton? Soon they will be exhuming George Burns and John Denver!

It was only a matter of time . . .

Levi: His name is
An anagram for evil
Beware, Wassilans!

CNN Political Ticker: Levi Johnston running for Palin’s ex-job in reality show

The rich are different than you and I

If Dad had a yacht,
I, too, might have sailed the globe.
My teen years, wasted!

CNN: 14-year-old girl begins attempt to sail around the world

Free at last, free at last . . .

“Trust but verify.”
Where have I heard that before?
Reagan spins in grave

CNN: Bristol Palin, Levi Johnston engagement called off … again