Show me the CarFax

Popemobile recalled!
World’s Catholics complain that
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Blonde ambition

All blondes all the time:
Something out of James Bond? Or
Club Med of Stepford?

CNN: Firm plans resort staffed by blondes

But now she can really hoover that blow

It’s not nice to lie
Bad things can happen to you
Just ask Pinocchio

CNN: Paris Hilton admits cocaine was hers

This coffee is killer!

Odd—my urge to kill
Ebbs after a cup of Joe.
Please pass the Twinkies

CNN: Murder defense: Too much caffeine

Archives: The Twinkie defense

Malice in Wonderland

Some say “Tea Party”
Refers to Revolution
I think of Alice

Fox News: O’Donnell says no witchcraft since high school

But it’s a one-way ticket

Even the deceased
Can “urn” frequent flier points
If they won’t explode

TSA: Transporting the deceased

Jesus Christ, not IHOP again!

This makes me wonder
What they serve for communion
A holy flapjack?

CNN: Pancake house takes on prayer group

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